i think my mom watched the whole time
i told him im from Canada, abortion is free
im using the astroglide sample u sent me as a bookmark for the book im using to write my midterm paper. i need to get laid. bad.
Just put my hand under my pillow and found a peach ring. Lat night just came rushing back.
I didn't know what to do with her so I just tied her to a bench.
You don't realize it's a small world until your ex girlfriend's dad unintentionally messages you on grindr..what.the.fuck.
I'm slightly more gay than I thought. I'd go so far as to say I'm a top.
Even dream me is a champ at smoking weed
Totally clawed myself in the face during sex. I can die happy?
I have an epic ass bruise from a wheel tonight and I am drunk now because I decided vodka heals all wounds.
Sex is always the answer.
Especially if the question is: what have I not had this year?
I really love you gals. I'm sorry again. I'm just super protective of my poutine
All I need is $1,500, a beach ready body, a bigger dick & this will be the best spring break ever.
i left you alone for two hours TWO HOURS & when i got back i had to rush you to the hospital because you were covered in Smooth Away pads & drinking the bong water..
I think its a little fucked up she invited you to her wedding, are you going?
There is a lot of acid in my drugs right now
....ill put you down as a no then
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