Man, ugly runs in her family
yeah, big time
U Should have said " it's ok baby most girls Sh*t when I do that.
if i could have babies with my dog i totally would cause i know thay would be fucking hott babies.
Her gag reflex was as absent as a father figure must have been in her childhood
Next thing I know we're all standing in the kitchen holding hands and thanking God for the beer.
hey you knew what you were in for when i showed up with 2 fifths of Jim. plus i left money to pay for a new sink
I think their strategy was based on people bein at a beach, seein a rainbow, and havin an orgasm at the same time.
I brought his matress to the living room we're laying on it listening to rick james drinking vodka
Is it sad I don't want to go buy $1 Mac-n-cheese cause I need to pay rent... I'm re-naming this college.
Also, peanut butter on a spoon dinner is back in existence and it is good.
I hope my tampon is in his bed. That'll teach him. Happy new years btw
You'd be surprised at the stuff my vagina tells my brain to say
I need Jameson.
Yea? How do you think I feel? Your job during the delivery is to keep that flask ready. The moment our kid pops out, I'm taking a shot.
I vaguely remember a drunken mid sex pinky promise to not let it get weird.
Left my house last night with a girlfriend, $200 in my wallet, and 10 finger nails. Came home with no girlfriend, an empty wallet, and 9 1/2 finger nails.
Yea, I had a bad night too aha
I'm not gonna be naked if your not here. Thats like a waste of nakedness
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