Just had a conversation with Jon gosselin
Until you fuck him in front of his kids stop wasting my time with stupid texts.
Some 6 yr old girl just got on my plane in St. Louis. She was wearing an I Love Canada shirt. She eyed the seat next to me and I stared her straight in the eyes and shook my head. Fuck her. Fuck canada.
Just taught my suite how to queef. I feel like i'm back in 9th grade!
The seats are awesome but you see two of each player.
my way of studying for our final tomorrow: registering online to retake the class in the fall
i'm drunk and confused. there might be a 4 year old here.
Ladystoner tip: if eyes are bloodshot, lime green eyeliner makes them appear less red. its basic artt.
Learned my lesson. Pink pantydroppers out of a beer bong=deceiving
What a dumb baby whore.
Its completely acceptable to go naked under my graduation gown right?
Some ppl might frown upon it but theyre prudes
Any clothing i put on is too many clothes.
STONER SAFETY TIP: don't use the driver's side vanity mirror to check how red your eyes are while you're driving. it won't work. trust me.
It was great. Except he kept asking me to lick his butthole, I was like firm no
bonus check + party bus = big hot mess
twas supposed to be night one of rebound break but it was night one of get sloppy drunk and dance half naked in an ice shack
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