ohhhh fuckk. chicks a dude.
He told me he had an exgf. and didnt follow up with"and now i like guys."
So my teacher figured out I made a drinking game out of her lecture. Once my drink was gone she let us out. Happy St. Patricks day class. Your welcome
I just wiped my face with a slice of bread. Lowest point of the night.
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The only people who have said happy valentines day to me today have been 2 homeless people.
No no no. When you take one for the team, there are no stipulations or conditions
Rode my bike to work still drunk. Almost threw up on a camper while getting him out of his parents car.
besides i was ending his dry spell. it's written in the bible that jesus likes that right?
Tell me right now I did the right thing by not fucking my sick gf at 3 am with her family home... Tell me my balls hurt for noble reasons.
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How did work go after you told them you were in jail?
Great they tried to bail me out.
How do I carry myself in a way that says "I swallow"?
We both know we're cheating on one another. But our side pieces aren't as kinky as us...so yeah, we're still together. This is a fucked up relationship.
Okay first of all, that is a sick ass nickname please call me that forever. Second, i need your help.
OH MY GOD REMEMBER ALL THAT I LOVE NEW YORK I DVRED BECAUSE I JUST DID
I promised to leave my panties on but I didn't promise to not have sex
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