How did you manage that?
Told her it wasn't GENITAL herpes... just ORAL herpes... on my penis
lol... jersey girls rock
I just ate a drumstick out of the garbage. I need a life coach.
you would think someone who fights for his country could fight to last longer than 2 minutes
you just used a box of cheese-its to get into the bar
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just weighed my balls on my pocket scale. that high.
I knew as soon as I saw that pole that I was going to wake up the next morning with bruises.
He told me to put on my big boy pants, then take them off and fuck her before he smacks me with a chair. His pep talks suck.
I'm in Burlington Coat Factory. This place'd be great if you were on E. There're so many textures...
I'm kinda hoping that if I rub the right object, a genie will come out
Cops are just so fun an beautifuk
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Apparently you missed the drunkest me ever documented. I slept on the hardwood floor and left my pants on the porch to give u a frame of reference.
I rubbed his back while he puked for an hour and then ended up getting laid when I tried to put him to bed, best puke and rally I've ever seen.
You were drunk enough to sled down a highway off ramp in your pajamas….
i have to vacuum my washing machine now, asshole
Fun fact. A penis can be used to catapult cheetos.
Someone threw up pink in the shower, there's a golf cart tipped over on the lawn and Cousin Brian is missing. What could Friday night throw at us?
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