Dude I'm telling you, conditioner is the best for jerking it in the shower. It feels great and afterwards everything is all smooth
i just got painted green i'm not about to leave for anything
I talked a bachelorette party out of a 4 person bucket of long islands, and drank it by myself. Please call me a taxi. The fat brides maid just grabbed my cock
You just kept yelling, "THAT'S THE POWER OF PINESOL, BABY!"
ya i guess you have to take things with a grain of salt in a place where nipple clamps are the norm..
No, I've only ever seen his brother's dick. So when I have lucid sex dreams, I just do a little cut and paste in my mind and stick his bro's package onto him.
Just peed on my foot. Thank you Sunday hangovers.
So the night ended when we tried making fireworks out of gunpowder and oregano. You can figure out how that went.
What is this nonsense on the table
Your idea.
I mean the hole taco that was chewed up and spit out
6 tequila shots, 3 kamikazes and 1 rumplemintz.. The next day I puked in my office trash can while doing payroll. I may have to dock my own pay for lack of class.
don't give me stepladders when i'm stoned.. i woke up to a slice of balogna nailed to the ceiling
Not saying I'm a lesbian. Just saying that every time she walks by I wanna scissor her
going on fb and having 11 notifications all from you is absolutely horrifying
theres a canoe in our lawn. we dont own a canoe.
it was the only safe place
you should just get a floor plan of your dorm and start checking off rooms.
Randomize
