Well, of course, to the untrained eye I look like a slut.
I'm responsible for my client's overall well-being. Which is terrifying coming from someone that can't stop masturbating and eats leftover pizza just about everyday.
She thinks I'm afraid I'm gonna get caught in one of my lies and some of the girls I'm fucking will find out about each other. But it would be a relief to offload a few from the old crop and work in a few newbies into the rotation. The organization could use some new blood.
Went home w the NY Islander in a NY Rangers jersey, needless to say he was pissed
I am the Angelina Jolie to his Billy Bob Thorton. We just don't work.
Drunk me just left a note for sober me apologizing for all the fucking crumbs in our bed
I'm watching Part of Your World now and I'm crying and I feel like I'm floating right along with her. This. This right here is some drunken Disney Magic
She's so nice... She deserves all the dicks.
Why were you twerking to, "The Wheels on the Bus"?
i just got carded for condoms. wtf.....this is new. isnt safe sex a good thing?
You need to stop leading guys on at bars - you're a lesbian.
And now I'm a lesbian with better self-esteem.
Me and my dad hot boxed a hotel bathroom... That's what I call father son bonding
Hammered...8am...why is there chickens in the living room?
dude. that's the chick that BIT MY DICK. it doesn't matter how hot you think she is, trust me man.
I don’t care if there’s a pandemic. My husband gave me a hall pass for my 40th birthday and I’m going to use it!
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