so i did it. i barked while i was ejaculating. not a word was said by either of us afterwards.
so how much did i say i owed you?
$5 and a new fuck buddy.
She stuck a Big Gulp bend-y straw up his ass to see if he could handle anal.
Ew, and?!
Well he couldn't and the deal was he had to drink something using it afterwards.
I discovered the grieving process is shock, denial, anger...and then something about drinking until you puke on yourself
Dave a horae rider a coqw boy
wore my lacy blue thong that says "hello there" across the front today for my gynecologist appointment. I live to make people uncomfortable
Depending upon how the Sox game progresses, I'll either cry on the bar or fuck someone tonight...
Do you think she will like "you don't have to swallow this time" gift certificates for Xmas?
Is eating fries while lying on the floor bad for you?
If I choke and die at least I will have been doing something I love
It's a gay bachelor party, it's not like dignity is to be expected
I sent dad a photo of my graduation certificate from drug therapy class. It was his birthday so it seemed appropriate.
You're the only person I know who can be puking into a trash can at 8 in the morning in Manhattan and get a date out of it....
It takes a special kind of Adderall to make me go to the hardware store, buy paint, and paint tiny polka-dots on all four of my bedroom walls.
SOMEONE WITH THE TWITTER HANDLE "METHLAB" FAVORITED THAT PICTURE
Being on probation is a nice change of pace. It's refreshing to wake up and know what I did last night.
So many questions so I’ll prioritize. How did I survive last night?
Randomize
