What would Jesus do? ... Jesus would slap a ho.
your youtube search consisted of "food slideshow" and "the angry beavers"
What can I say, he stumbled upon the key to my heart: orgasms and mac 'n cheese.
yea, their son has been arrested on more than one occassion, their daughter is pregnant and their other daughter graduated but she was adopted, so clearly genes are everything.
You try staying up all night fucking a guy with a curved dick and see how much you want to go out after that.
I never knew so many sexual things could be done while wearing footie pajamas
The girl I was Skype sexing just asked for a moment of silence for robin Williams.
I'd cum everywhere if I could have chicken nuggets right now
My ex's psycho new girlfriend found my vibrator I forgot at his place. Apparently she didn't find it as funny as I did. 😂
I can't give advice right now, I have a yeast infection.
I'm officially disproving the fact that a hoe never gets cold bc this hoe is COLD.
I'm making a will, in it I'm leaving you my skull.
Thanks for duct tapping my dick to my leg while I was passed out. I could only aim straight down. I stood on your bed. Have a nice day at work!
I'm only gonna ask u this once. Y is there a picture of u only in superman underwear rubbin ur nipple on facebook????
Uh I can actually explain that one..
Do dollar stores sell vibrators?
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