yeah I know. she is a stupid fat trailer trash bitchwhore and I hate her
but when she came up to me in the bar I had to be all like "OMG HEYYY how are you, I haven't seen you in foreverrrrr!!"
but for the record, yeah, I hope she gets mauled by a bear and dies
booty call
i swear to god if you come over i will kick you in the pussy.
i threw up in his kitchen sink and then used a measuring cup to drink water because i couldn't find a clean glass. i just threw up down the stairs. it's gonna be a long walk home.
Just found 50 pesos and a coke spoon in my dads old shit. Gotta love the 70s
ive come to the point where weve hung out more times sober than drunk. i think im growing up. fuck.
You kept hugging the big bouncer & feeling the other ones beard
Reached a new low. Drinking Wine from my thermos while on the stair master.
he's gonorrhea incarnate
I don't know which is worse, the fact that he can say will you fuck me in so many languages or that I'm turned on because of that
may or may not have figured out a way to make my mom a drug mule to bring me ecstasy...
I told him I had an IUD and he asked me how was a bomb a form of birth control..
Is it bad that I tried to build an outfit based around "What do people who use condoms look like when they buy condoms?"
Bro, she said she wanteo to fuck me with my white Nike cap on so I resemble a douchebag. I think my choice of women might be coming into question
MY GUT IS TELLING ME YES AND SO IS MY VAGINA
She’s either doing coke or thinks my cock has the Covid vaccine. Either way I haven’t worn clothes in 3 days
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