**** and his GF asked me to give his stuff back, and they would give me a 100. HA, they dont know I have it to charity haha
help help how do i get him away from me should i talk in a robot voice or something
everytime he calls himself the maxipad master i can't help but wonder what costume that would involve.
you insisted on breathalizing me with a inhaler.
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is it sad that i can describe this night as "the night that i was sober" and we all know which night it was. like literally one night of sobriety.
When the cops came you just told them you'd go to your time out corner.
I'm going to see if it catches on fire again, then I'll make the decision.
I think I used your jacking off shit when I showered. I couldn't see shit, it was all oily. Fuck power outages
Oh aight, and i was just going to be content with drinking, beating off and watching ninja turtles
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Right now I'm in a club where they are passing out glow in the dark dildos by the dozen. I don't think my life will ever get weirder than it is at this moment.
please come here right now, that girl who always gets her boob out is here and she brought taco bell
Have you ever been up at one in the morning and thought to yourself, "I do not know nearly enough about penguin reproduction"?
i just drunk stumbled into my home... to figure out that we moved 2 weeks ago..
Stranded. In bathroom stall. No toilet paper. I repeat NO TOILET PAPER! Assistance needed asap. GO! GO! GO!
The cat's telling me to stop taking acid, and to start doing the lords work. I'm almost 99% sure he's talking about the dark lord.
THIS CAT'S GOING TO TURN INTO A SNAKE AND KILL ME! GET OVER HERE NOW! BRING YOUR WAND.
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