Ducking stuck downtown...all the fuxkig roads are blixkded
I'm at the house listening to vengaboys alone. Please come home.
woke up to the trail of sugar cubes leading to my bed........was i that uncooperative last night
she's laying in my bed with an ice pack on her vagina. how do you think it went?
Three of the best words ever! Cocaine. Research. Study.
a guy tried paying for lapdances with cds, who uses those anymore?
I really want to go out tonight but part of me wants to be able to honestly tell the judge tomorow that I didn't
please bring me a paper towel asap.
I was drinking wine in bed and spilt some on my chest.. And I cautiously guided it into my belly button but now I dont know what to do.
He just told me the blow job I gave him was like a journey
omg this is getting ridiculous. nobody's vagina should ever be this neglected.
I want to get up and tell you that smells delicious but I'm struggling with the idea of pants
I mostly blame me being such a miserable fuck on the fact that I was born on a Monday.
I probably shouldn't be taking relationship advice from my side piece...
The vodka gummy bears are so strong. If I die of alcohol poisoning, please tell my dad it was single malt scotch.
And then there was cum in my hair and he was making beans.
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