The doctor put me on 3000 mg of amoxicillin a day. Which, for a sinus infection, seems pretty excessive to me.
Maybe he was just trying to knock out any potential ghonorrhea you might be carrying around.
Ah, my reputation precedes me.
Just made a coke joke and literally drooled on myself. How do we feel about pavlov's theory of conditioning now?
and on the second day it was tequilla tuesday. and the lord saw it was good.
I let a guy with dreads drive my car, then demanded he take me back cause I don't let strangers drive my car, while repeatedly apologizing for being a cock block.
He just stared into my eyes and touched himself. That isn't hooking up.
Don't they also have a lot of serious head injuries?
I didn't say I wanted to marry one of them. Or that I want one to perform surgery on me. I just want to have hot, dirty, MMA style sex.
I paused the movie when the delivery guys arrived, and while they were assembling the bed, one of the guys pointed to the tv and said "why so serious?" And it made the whole experience happy.
Safe to say I'm terrified but totally AMPED
He got too drunk... he threw up ON the closed toilet.
It's a Jersey thing
I have fence marks all over my body
But I am still fully ok with my life choices as long as the consequences aren't onesies and pacifiers
It must be love. I'm deleting my porn for him.
Changed all my ex bf's names to "no" in my phone so the next time I try to drunk text one of them it'll basically be like Russian roulette
This is the best thing we've done since that time we started a religion
Her mom Is so hot that when she was bending over i just zoned out starin at her ass her dad slapped me on the back an said let me tell you son everything you see here is mine and you had better realize i felt like simba
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