if there is a rhyme for it it must be true
he sent me a naked picture of himself. things got awkward really quickly. but on a positive note he shaved his chest
I'm doing shots of crown out of a baby bottle. My friends are sensational parents.
After I saw you grinding on that guy with your shirt completely unbuttoned, I figured it was time for pizza.
Watching water boil has never been so amazing. I love wake-and-bakes.
I have a king size bed, I guarantee multiple orgasms, and I'll give you a ride home in the morning. Respond quickly.
About to trim my pubes so if you decide to walk in, viewer discretion is advised.
The guy I woke up with is wearing the same nailpolish as me...I need to stop drinking
oh you know, the usual stuff. getting kicked out of bars and sleeping in cars.
I don't know who's more excited for you to come home. Me or my vagina
I'm taking a pole dancing class this morning. Can I put you down as my emergency contact? I'm NOT putting my mother
How the hell could he be confused. He had a naked girl running to him. I feel like he would enjoy that.
I agree with that homeless guy though, you do need a haircut
I brought those bastards cookies so they can deal with my sex noise, fuck them and their roommate asses
Honestly, I am sitting in my room watching Ciara videos and thinking I am super jealous of how she rides it.
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