you could tell him that chauvinism doesn't go very well with his gay homemade tank top
he told me he wanted to get "words" tattooed on his penis so he could say hes always putting words in my mouth..
I was talking to some girls while you were falling off your bar stool into the person next to you.
But today feels so special with katie getting herpes and me cleaning my room. Good things are happening.
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My mom has finally acknowledged my soft spot for Russians. Finally.
how did you know i stayed over last night?
there was a trail of glow sticks and cheetos from the front door all the way to his bedroom
I was thinking more like a "sorry you can hear us, but I'm having the best sex of my life" cake
My dick pics could make it to the popular page on Instagram.
His girlfriends signaled their approval by pulling me off of him and in turn making out with me. I think I will hang out with this group more often
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My feelings for him are donzo molonzo but I can't turn down a pierced penis...
i just passed i guy i once let listen to me masterbate on the phone...nyc is not big enough
i am craving dick and cupcakes
Is it bad when your own grandmother calls you a whore?
I'm concerned I may die tonight. All I've been told about my bday shenanigans is to bring slutty clothes, a bikini, tylenol, sunglasses and pjs. Tell me what the fuck is going on...now
bring lube too
i hate all of you
I woke up next to him with nothing on and my thong around his neck. I just put my clothes on and left, but he still has my thong.
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