If it were my dying wish, would you come over 2nite 2 save me?:):):) wana come anyways?
god. i hate danny gokey.
Hes like the kid in school that reminds the teacher they forgot to assign homeowrk.
he's mormon right? lame.
Either your mom needs to stop making spagetti or we need to lay off the anal. I cant tell you how much im in pain.
Spagetti cuz im not giving up the other one.
Some bum walked up and watched me getting head last night for like 5 mins before I noticed him
I have minimal recognition and a lot of burns on my tongue and my vagina hurts.
The stripper had a daughter my age and offered to introduce us. I didn't know what to say to that.
Just got my period. This just makes my beach escapade totally even that much more ok.
My mom just saw the bruise on my chest from the bite mark he left. Played it off that I hit myself w a box of beauty products. She believed me. God I love working retail sometimes.
No more drinking with Em. She was on the ground so much she looked like she belongs in a lifealert commercial
We stayed up until 4:20 AM. The next thing I remember was waking up at 4 PM, like my internal alarm clock knew.
The woman in the hospital bed next to me just got diagnosed with flea bites on her vag.
Whaaaaaat? No way.
Now a discussion of pigs vs. dog as carrier.
Of course I have to cross through a walk for hunger
It's barely past noon, how am I already talking about double penetration
And he claims I gave him “fuck me” eyes while he was ordering me a happy meal
Answered a bio test question bc of watching phineas and ferb. Remind me to always drink when studying.
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