R and i have drinken 4 bottles od red wine. By ourselfs
Don't know whats worst me sharding on her a bit or her believing me when i told her she did it...
Do you ever look back at facebook pics and say, "are those really guys I had sex with?"
you did pass out in the elevator last night, so it could be motion sickness
im eating kix cereal and taking shots by myself. please come hang out with me. im desperate
At beerfest, hammered, going to try to not get naked in public but i cant make any promises
he made a bald eagle out of coke lines
Pushiiing vjews 4 ma daz caik
Lyk hr kuds 4
Why did I wake up with BYOB sharpied on my stomach
I thought if I bought the most expensive pregnancy test I would look like I had my life together
Did she seriously come back inside just to piss on the kitchen floor?
Are you really trying to argue your case that you seduced my cat?
Seeing her tonight. She doesn't want dinner, just wants me to come over for awhile. My penis just sent me a thank you card.
True college students do jello shots in the library
One day I'm going to get tired of waking up and wondering where the glow sticks on the floor came from.
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