why cant girls ever use the fly? why do they always have to awkwardly try to pull it over your belt?
guess they didn't have any donuts in her size.
He was wearing his Class of 2007 shirt so I sat there for 5 minutes and read all the names of the guys I can remember giving head to.
I really like you, but I want to get to know you on a time when I am not at drugs.
about to tell this girl that sh'es my teenage dream. you have 15.358s to stop me.
I'm not asking you to commit. I'm politely asking your penis to be my friend.
This is just what we do. We meet guys, go back to their place, smoke all their weed & go home to compete in out own version of Cupcake Wars.
I just really need a hug and a shower beer
Oh and no more ball pics to my family. Got in a little trouble over that. They have no sense of humor.
Just woke up. Naked. Under an animal pelt. With a girl. I've never met her. She's pretty naked too.
It's nice out. . But after I almost put a bag of chips in the microwave to make nachos. ..I figured it best to not venture too far from the couch
I don't care how hot she was, she wouldn't stop singing "Shut Up and Dance", instant boner-killer.
I made out with my moms boyfriends son last night. Thanksgiving is gonna be reeeal fun!
There is blood all over my sheets and no discernible source.
Guess how much it costs to flush your pants down the toilet?
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