Boobs. All I remember is boobs.
some girl that im facebook friends with has H1N1, im scared to even go to her facebook page
He was so drunk that he tried to backflip off a baby chair.. How do you think that ended?
he confused my yawn for an orgasm
Just saw the stripper pole on the road that we threw out of the party bus last night
But for future reference, it might help your game if you don't tell the girl you're trying to get on your dick that she's "not the worst thing you've ever seen"
Dude, they're still mid-coitus. Pretty sure running in to high five my roommate mid-thrust is a mood-breaker.
If man night ends at some point, hit me up and let me prove my vagina still exists.
What are you doing? Because if it happens to be drinking, or even any activity that rhymes with "drinking", I'll be over in 5.
He invites me over too FucK and i wind up eating 6 jimboys tacos with his roommates. While he waited in his room. Maybe next time
There's a whistle here and I just want to play my whistle song on it.
By the way, anytime you want to go toe to toe on Doggystyle lyrics just let me know!
Who is this? Did we just become best friends?!
I can't believe we broke the fucking lamp.
*i* can't believe believe we broke the lamp fucking.
I just puked on the sidewalk. At 11am. Thought you'd like to know.
Just found out I lit my hair on fire last night.
I am going as Rudolph for the Christmas Eve furry orgie.
Is Santa taking the sleigh of slutty reindeer around the neighborhood again this year.
Yes. Several neighbors have requested it.
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