This can't be good. I've realized that I weigh less in the morning after I have had a blackout drunk night than when I work out and eat healthy.
I don't even know. I woke up to a text from someone named Vick saying he was 'legit worried' that I had herpes.
We should search craigslist for porches to sublet.
All you have to do is speak. Your voice reverberates strait to my vagina.
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if i cared i wouldnt have woken you up by pouring a bottle of soy sauce on you.
is that what this stuff is?
The girl in the stall next to me is puking her brains out, I'd say she had just a good a weekend as us
I gave her some alkaseltzer ad she looked at me lke I was god
If you find my purse on your yacht please call me - girl you slept with after yacht party
Just realized I used a picture of my little sister to holler at a guy, only 3 months old and she's already my wingman.
Someone explain why I'm twerking in my bathroom right now before a charity run
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His chest is so hairy i want to pet it with my nipples.
It was a recodring of you having sex ! It was like an ape and a dying mongoose at a buffet Xoxoxo
She moved all of her stuff out while we were gone. Shit in the toilet, and didn’t flush. So yeah it went well.
Like he was cock blocking and it usually takes ten cocks to block this cock
I feel like I had a successful night. I flashed the guy at the liquor store last night for 2 free tshirts and a giant redbull.
We went to the midnight donut shop and you hopped the counter and told everyone to "Get the Fuck out of your Bar" but to also "Make yourselves at home".
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