My parents just suggested that we tailgate the midnight christmas service. this is my gene pool.
I figured that I'd start organizing the places ive given head. I'll add treehouse right after bandroom
i'm having flashbacks of crying and telling you i was made out of egg salad.
They kept trying to slap each other but they were poring beer onto their hands first referring to it as their baby powder
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We haven't even moved into the apartment yet and she has already screwed two of our neighbors. This is going to be the longest 12 month lease of my life.
i'm too drunk to leave my room. poked my head out like a turtle and everyone knew i wasn't sober. i like it better in my nonjudgmental turtle shell anyway.
I will now send you explicit pics of mine and her genetalia bound together forever in the devils dance that is sexting.
I'm the one on the patio wearing underwear. Holding a pipe. Pigtail and glasses. Can't miss me.
So I got this new job… ever been fucked in a corner office before?
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He just compared our sex to a grand slam on Wii fitness
You're doing it right
I can't believe you won 5 grand from the casio last night and spent more than 80% on tacobell and strippers already
the only thing she has in her apt so far is toilet paper and shot glasses. you can see where the priorities lie.
you don't go into accounting for the pussy....
I'm bringing home frosties. I need to talk about butt stuff.
I'm still waiting for God to smite you for impersonating a decent human being.
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