so i had a hang over on saturday and i stayed in the shower for 4 hours, then crawled out, skimpered to my bed, and some kid i didnt know was sleeping in it
Well it went from being a hug to a straight out tackle through the back door.
No kidding. I just keep looking at that 'under 21 until 11/21/2011' on my id and whispering "soon enough"
After he finished his girlfriend called him. I sat there, tied his shoes for him, then he high fived me and said "this is gonna be a great summer steph"
The worst that could happen is you end up with a black eye and I get laid.. I'm okay with my end of that bargain.
Pretending to be completely fried so the odd girl next to me doesnt suspect im simply staring at her.
Also I just had a flash back ... He told me I have nice nipples and then asked me about yours..
And they have kittens that decided that boobs are apparently the best arena for king of the hill...
I puked and rallied in front of a cop...and then waved at him....
Ick. That's not even the fun kind of punishment.
I know where his drugs are but not my pants
yeah i wanted to show him what i was missing, so i decided to send him a seductive picture, like the ones where the girls are eating strawberries and whipped cream. well i didn't have those, so i sent him a picture of myself naked eating a bagel
His parents bailed him out, the police said they found him on a curb trying to call people on his wallet, hahha. He had his wallet open to his ear callin people
Nice girl until she takes off the fake human suit and shows you the flesh eating demon she truly is
What's your fascination with fucking to the Lion King Soundtrack?
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