So pretty much, I was trying to piece last night together and remembered a point where I was pointing to you heart then touching your face. I'm not sure that I ever translated that to "I like your personality better than your looks" but that's what I meant
There is a reason Crest White Strips don't list masturbation as one of the myriad of activities to do while whitening your teeth. A very good reason.
We were done making out and had been asleep for a hour. I felt him put his hand on my butt. Then I farted.
I just heard a girl in all seriousness say, "I told him I'm not a stalker. I just really really want to talk to him."
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He's been dead since March and more people write on his wall than mine.
I seriously just found a rose petal in my vagina.
PSA: Morning booty calls are no longer accepted after the hours of 6am when I've been drinking or before 11am when I have not. Your cooperation is appreciated.
I got us a lift home. Payment may require me giving road head, are you cool just chilling in the back seat pretending to be oblivious to this happening?
I feel like I'm going to get the reputation of being the girl who brings her dog with her to all her random hookups.
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I decided to let him keep the rest of my good weed as an "I'm sorry for being a drunk ass ho" consolation prize.
Good luck getting that all cat food off in the shower dumbass
CUM CAME OUT OF MY NOSE. MY SINUSES ARE ENTIRELY FUCKED UP NOW BC OF THE CUM TRAVELING IN PLACES IT SHOULD NOT HAVE.
I will be the DD but everyone has to call me Mistress
I was drunk in the shower and i decided to shave. Im now bleeding to death
WHAT THE FUCK I JUST PULLED TWO TAMPONS OUT OF MY VAGINA. WHERE DID THE OTHER ONE COME FROM??
....surprise!
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