That level of neurosis does not find love outside of Grey's Anatomy.
it doesn't count as moral degradation if you win the strip off -right?
I'll name the documentary, "The Adventures of Megan's Vagina"
you know its summer when you wake up on the toilet
I have been drinking since 2. And I'm now chasing the cat around the house with a light saber. Anna's helping.
Dave got tied up again. I'm done breaking into girls houses to cut him loose. At least before noon.
it looks like my getting laid tonight is going to depend on my knowledge of native birds. this is a weird party
I forgot how easy it is to have sex in public when you're wearing a dress. Thank you global warming.
This means I've slept with 2 ppl that live in vans...my life is complete
Tuesday Boozeday turned into What-the-fuck-were-you-thinking Wednesday real fast.
Yes. He better. Or I will shave a penis into his beard while he sleeps.
I think I've been inadvertently participating in a contest to see how many times I can show up to work hungover in my first year of teaching. And I'm the only participant. Not sure if I'm winning or losing.
He is currently passed out on his toilet. Point day drinking.
B. I found a note on my phone and all it says is 'Fuck yeah im a racecar'
Hey, what's the French word for when you meet your boyfriend's friend and you have that gut feeling that you smoked pot naked in a hot tub with him at a house party years ago?
Randomize
