I'm pretty sure a girl doesn't give it up with a reverse cow girl...
Reindeer Drinking Games will soon commence. Get over here while we're still sober enough to answer the door.
At victory brunch. Have a decent story. Im now eskimo brother with the duke mens basketball teams from 2002 to 2008 and obamas right hand man
He suggested abortion before I finished the sentence. That was my plan too, but now I feel like should keep it just to prove how big of a dick he is.
When I look at old family photos I know how jessica simpson feels when she watches dukes of hazzard
cliffnotes. writing studyguide on last pack of smokes. glad this semester is over.
Should we discuss the rug burns on my back or just save that for a separate conversation
he was cumming and all I could think about was the pathway of sperm the in penis. thanks a lot nursing
I praised you last night for winning a chug off...you thanked me with a ridiculously hard headbutt. Thanks dick.
I'm just gonna clean the house so my Mom won't think I'm hung over. I'll just start with the toilet
you really need to remember next time not to write your name and phone number on the paper its wrapped in.
But what if it got lost?
its illegal. you dont want people to contact you if they find it.
That moment when you can't decide if you should vote for the random frat guy you have head to at the beginning of the semester for business and technology senator.
WHO DOES THAT ON A TUESDAY? This is not a Drake joke, the girl doesn't turn up OR down. She doesn't do anything.
My adderall dealer raised his prices due to "impending inflation" ... never buying from a college grad again
she said she doesn't remember seeing me at all last night. ...I was with her for six hours, there's no way she could have been blackout the whole time
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