no. you can't hotbox the world.
the Monday before Thanksgiving is not a Monday at all. Just Thursday in Monday suit.
my step dad just called me a drunken slut..someone in my family finally understands me
it was like a zeppelin in a condom
I need someone to meet me at the end of the road and throw captain morgan at my face like they do with water at marathons
how was it?
he was petting the bushes because they were "napkins"
wine lets you be on time to class apparently
This is a dangerous realization
he said he did everything he could to puke on his nurses because they were doing everything wrong
Thats admirable.
You slammed your face into the toilet and declared you were moving your bed into the bathroom in the morning. Also, you insisted on crawling everywhere because feet are "overrated."
She literally just changed his birthday. Overly attached girlfriend has nothing on her.
She legitimately thought I was hiding in the fridge, then she checked the second one to be sure
You were passed out by the toliet and when i said i had to pee you told me to piss in the sink. Never has a girl with alcohol poisoning been so rude.
If you don't turn up on horseback dressed like a highwayman I am not having sex with you today
I was so horny last night, I failed to let him know about my current bed bug infestation.
I have acquired a mango...tonight is successful so far
Her name is susan
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