I'm pants shitting drunk right now
This just in: Jon Gosselin's address-The Alexandra. I bet if we showed up he'd date us.
is she serious with that outfit? Why doesnt she just paste a for sale sign on her boobs?
we have to get out to the bar earlier. all of the guys are already committed to the girls they're going home with.
christmas break will be like the 25 days of orgasms
he came within less than a minute of me blowing him. this was our second night hanging out in a row. for an almost 30 year old italian man, he is NOT living up to his country's reputation
Yes, I did know where her mouth had been, but frankly I think it was a lesson you needed to learn.
I saw someone get arrested while I was moving out...this has to be a good sign.
You know what? I bet HE would do stormtrooper roleplay with me. I'm in.
Oh just chilling alone with a stranger baby while everyone else clambakes the bathroom. Probation is the reason there is bad things in the world.
I seem to have forgotten that I am wearing a one piece bathing suit under my clothes
Omg you can't vacuum salsa that's just ridiculous
Nothing like sitting at your midterm pissed at yourself because you put your graphing calculator batteries in your vibrator and forgot to put them back in before the exam 😑
he force fed me pizza, ripped my clothes off, almost broke the couch, and actually broke my nose. it was a good night, i'd say 😂
Apparently she hired a private investigator when he took out a restraining order on her. So the answer is no, I didn't hit it.
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