ok shes still asleep, should i pee on her and say she did it herself? and by the time you respond to this ill probably have already made the decision
I don't want to talk about it. He was like the Little Engine that couldn't get me off.
Well. Nothing came of that. And to think I manscaped and dusted with gold bond.
"I could never have "feelings" for someone who, at one point, wanted to "hate fuck" my face."
so this chick screams out the name doug is bed..not to later do i find out doug is her vibrator
hello competition
i am going to show so many millionaires my nipple
i wanted to ask her what his dick looked like but i thought that would be weird for the first time i met her
you know who we are? We're the female white stoner version of Kenan and Kel.
I need a vacation from myself..this is duely noted after I tried giving myself a concussion last night
I puked in my fridge last night while I was trying to get water
I woke up on the dog bed, bottle of alcohol still in hand and my thong was hanging off the family portrait.... Yikes
I sold him an eighth while trippin balls wearin my girlfriends tutu and tube top. and i was talking about albinos the entire time
well, he defiantly picked the right guy to buy drugs from
I think snapchat is trying to tell you something. It's saying your boobs were meant to be seen by his family.
ive started thanking my toys after masturbating. might be time to get some fuck boys
you kept shouting 'jesus penis' when i was on the phone with 911
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