she tasted like a mixture of sweat and destiny
they need to just BURY HIM!
his dad told me thanks for making his little boy a man at breakfast this morning
With the way things had been going, I was never more excited for a person to cum
talked to my RA about stamps and mailmen again. when do you think she'll realize that i only talk to her when i'm high?
I just told a dude I hooked up with last night he was the pick of the litter.
Dude..masurbate with cocoa butter lotion..its like cocoa pebbles just gave me a hand job
hes a good boy he deserves a good blow
By the way, we're gonna have to get a new rug for the livingroom i kinda started ours on fire...
she has like 12 pairs of underwear people left at her house from the other night
She just asked what would happen if you put a vacuum in your butt and turned it on. These are our conversations.
Packing a mid day bowl in the Sonic parking lot. Have I gone too stoner?
He's like a father figure to me, except we have casual drunk sex every now and then
when I finally convinced you to get off the floor you looked at me wild-eyed and said "the carpet was a VAST EXPANSE OF SEA"
Yeah, I'm pretty glad I chose you to have drunken, sloppy birthday sex with.
That's the nicest thing anyone has ever said to me
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