She's been divorced three times and use to raise cock fighters. Of course I'm interested in her
I dunno, but she kept buying me shots and asking me to go places with her. oh btw we're signed up to go bungee jumping Saturday
I'm pretty sure last night was the first time I've seen someone drink beer-soaked paper towels. Ever.
you can think of my virginity as your little souveneir from our relationship.
Listen, everyone has a price and mine is free taco bell.
How do we turn this unicorn pinata into a bong?
Walk of shame dressed as a Christmas tree, it happened. Ho ho ho bitches
I just said "okay we have 20 minutes to get each other off, ready... Set... Go!" and he picked me up and threw me on the bed. I almost came just from that.
Seriously can I go through one convo where masturbating doesn't come up
xanax give me strength to not ask where we stand with booty calls
Is it bad that I recognize every dick in your dic pic collection?
I just want to slap everyone in the face that's happy being sober. Loser.
It's almost like he's actually taking my commentary and criticism to heart, but simultaneously succumbing to some primal urge to wear less clothing each time.
A real best friend would support the hoe in me. Not remind me of what happened the last time I slept with a boss
fuck school, let's just become the worst strippers ever
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