Did you read the article making fun of the right wing extremists? How they organized this 'tea party', and to propagate it they would mail teabags to their senators? And it became a verb...they had posters saying 'teabag obama!' yeah...
A message to Mrs Obama perhaps?
dude that girl has seen more cock ends then weekends
you know you were way too high when you wake up next to a handwritten list of all the things you'd do for a Klondike bar
i deep throated a ruler to see what my limit was...
sorry for making everyone realize you look like bruce jenner
almost passed out on the way to class today.. laid down in a construction site. bad idea
at one point last night, you were literally auctioning me off. "reeeally drunk hot girl ! we'll start the bidding at an ice cold corona. oh, we have a bidder! do i hear a shot of whiskey? going once, going twice.."
youre welcome
He said he wanted to have butt sex with me and curl up with me after and just be near me. Then he passed out.
Just found a bag of weed nailed to the door that my dealer dropped off since I wasn't home. God I love Boulder.
I was literally convinced that the turkey wrap i was eating was keeping me alive. And i couldnt have been happier. That high.
I worked hard to give you that boner. No one else should get to enjoy it!
I've been to his house multiple times since that night and I STILL can't find my bra. And he says the hot tub ate my thong.
So after my hot dog popped out of the bun and fell to the ground I tried to pick it back up and eat it. He had to kick it away from me to stop me from trying to pick it back up and eat it. I like him.
Bro I needs to be rescued in 30 mins...prfeebly someone died in a car accident needs to be the excuse
I slept with my wedding DJ..... I think this means my life has come full circle
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