Pretty people don't get stds, I knew it
well my last 2 orgasms were over shoe sales at macy's. what does that tell you?
I wish that guy wasn't missing teeth
And people are going to start dressing like that in public, it's just ridiculous, the goths and now the GAGAs
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you are the weird ass hat to my lady gaga
please stop judging me for buying a handle of soco on a thursday at 10am. it was on sale, i'm thinking of my future.
No amount of marijuana is enough to justify blood on my ceiling
you said you would race him to taco bell but you slipped in the parking lot and just laid there, crying
Then that means he's outwardly conservative. Inwardly he's a total gay horndog. He's like a spy that can ruin conservative plans.
I want to change all my life goals to that.
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Can we go to the gas station to get cigarettes before we get drunk. It's hard enough to say Marlboro sober.
the worst fight me and my gf ever had was over Guy fieri
He must be a special kind of stupid to cheat on a women who works at a funeral home. Does he not understand you can get rid of dead bodies easier than most Americans?
Election Day 2016 shall forever live in infamy as the day when I hobbled through my neighborhood, mascara melting down my face, wearing one slipper and a cast, blood and cum all over my skirt, carrying a box of wine, and no one even noticed.
the cop asked if i was drunk and i responded with "breathalize me, cap'n". incidentally, he was a captain and i blew a .13.
Ever try to swallow something and have it go up into your nose instead? Yeah, I just sneezed bacon.
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