my penis was classy and tasteful, i don't know what her problem was.
Her cum face looks like the large marge scene in pee-wees big adventure
out of nowhere you said let us see your boobs, then proceeded to pull my shirt down.
i gets down
I told him that all frat guys do it... it was that easy to get him to go down on me.
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We still need to grow old, buy a house, and drink 40's while wearing old people sunglasses, staring at the young studs mowing our lawn.
Trick or treaters just rang our doorbell
Give them the moldy beer cans, we need to get rid of those
because drunk making out is frowned upon in museums i think
The paramedics came back to shotgun beers with us.
It is becoming increasingly more likely that my entire halloween costume will be entirely composed of borrowed clothing from the two girls I'm hooking up
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he pushed me in the lake knowing full well I had joints on me. that's drug-abuse!!
Eh, I don't question what my penis likes. It just does what it does.
HAPPY BIRTHDAY I ATE TOO MUCH OF AN EDIBLE AND TOLD MY BARISTA I LOVED HER
Who brings a stripper home to ninja turtle bed sheets
Me and I got head
Since when is my clitoris pierced?
You date? I thought you just hooked up with your TAs
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