Dual, econ, hell, shiv, aunt, puppy. 1 out of 6. T9 word needs to learn how to cuss like me.
pube in her braces AGAIN. barely kept a straight face.
I now officially know the distance between my two boobs is one twizzler.
im holly from the hills drunk
my cat ate my toast this morning while i was getting dressed. i can already tell today is going to suck.
He has crabs, not bed bugs. I recommend incoporating a clinic on this mornings walk of shame route.
Puked up what appears to be battery acid next to the treadmill. Everyone noticed.
Dangr zzzzzzzzone
I'm just pissed at the whore who takes over my body when I'm blacked out.
I didnt want you guys to know I needed to puke, so I just nonchalantly did in my solo cup and threw it out the window
she's like a sexy human version of my cat. i can't catch her, and she keeps throwing up in the corners.
Did u know it's unconstitutional to turn down a shot during 4th of July celebrations.. Rest now dear liver
Pedi-lyte stocked
That said I did get head on the roof of a 15 story building which, regardless of quality, is still cool
we're having rib night followed by a cultural enlightenment party
whats a cultural enlightenment party
we eat nachos and drink margaritas and tequila till we pass out
All I remember was my mom walking through the door, and then me asking her if she wanted a hit.
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