sooo how much is appropriate to spend on a vibrator? what if it is really legit looking?
..Thats also how I think I got the lyrics from MIAs Paper Planes Sharpeed on my ass? Maybe.
I can't believe you blew on her face.
I feel that every long term relationship needs at least one big,load delivered straight between the eyes.
I just sneezed and it tasted like taco bell.
It's true- you can buy beer at McDonald's in France. I'm not coming back to the States.
Apparently she came home completely covered in mud, pretending to be a bird...and she still had more sex than any of us this weekend.
This just became a night full of adventures...and by adventures I mean hitting people with my car
Well apparently I'm no fun since I won't have a threesome with him and my mother.
Would it be weird if your parents sold me weed?
Please write a memoir and name it "Game Boy and Dick Stuff"
Just found out I made out with the 40 year old Captain of the boat at the barge party. On the bright side he let me drive the boat so at least there's that.
he bit THROUGH my nipple
plus side, no need to pay for a piercing.
U were so upset when the shower ruined ur nachos. I didn't kno what to do.
I'm stuck on a cliff. I'm not sure how I got here or how to get down. Please send help. And clothes.
I’m going to lick a fucking door knob when this shit is all over
Probably Waffle House
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