just wrote on a church. and then stalked a boy, by the way, i fucked him. him being your friend, also, love tacos.
I almost hooked up with this girl last night. she had a tattoo of a cardinal next to her cooter. said it reminded her of her grandpa
i think im in love. he told me he doesnt care if i shave down there.
he pushed my hair back because he said it made me look like kelly kapowski and he told me to call him zach
Currently standing on top of my parents leather couch with no pants on playing helicoptor with my penis. You?
Apparently you can legally be topless in Boulder, CO. Get on it.
Trick or treaters just rang our doorbell
Give them the moldy beer cans, we need to get rid of those
I posted my balls on ericas instagram. It got 17 likes.
The random guy I fucked from craigslist said I had the best smile. I take compliments where i can get them
We could all 3 jump out of a cake in just tophats. A true marble cake.
Girl, we were harassing people from the top of a building. I don't know how I got down, but I'm eating chocolate cake in my kitchen. Sall good yo.
you went to ralph's and bought all of their pears and left them outside my house
The quality of my porn watching experience has significantly declined. Thanks shattered iphone screen
Oh my god, are you sexting me while watching the Democratic debate.
100%
Now I'll never know if it was me that got you worked up, or Bernie Sanders' social policies.
No but seriously. Just had a guy lean over and sniff my head like it was a freshly baked pie
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