I do no wrong. I am always right. Right? I forget why I am sending this. It seemed relevant.
there are definitely too many half naked pictures of me out there for me to ever be famous.
A small cock is a small cock, don't blame the size of my hands
i'm considering texting him with "i'm leaving the country for a year, wanna fuck?"
do it. it's every man's dream.
There was an audience eating triscuts and bananas in the bathroom while watching him puke. It was a good birthday.
Just took a final in the room where I lost my virginity. I think it was god luck.
Ecstasy body chair massage shower sex fest this week?
At the gym and this really hot trainer checked me out and was talking to his buddy about his workout. He then says "yeah man, like I'm doing so many reps- what's 7 times 7, 45?"
He was THIS close.
She told me she was eating frosting, then I got the weirdest boner ever
His hands kept asking for sex, but all I could think was "dude, this is going to ruin my high".
BUT I think maybe Thursday in celebration of America we should probably tan and see how fast we can finish everything in the liquor cabinet.
to answer your questions bluetooth, 30ft, like a tampon, ask her, her idea, got tired of trying to find her in crowed clubs
I just want the relationship Bob and Linda Belcher have- is that too much to ask?!
Thanks for duct tapping my dick to my leg while I was passed out. I could only aim straight down. I stood on your bed. Have a nice day at work!
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