After he finished I threw up my arms and shouted STEVE HOLT!
she broke up with me using backstreet boy lyrics
you deserved it if you knew it was backstreet boys.
Ok cool. Ill pick up liquor because, well let's be honest, we don't need an excuse anymore.
My cousin had a baby so we have to look at it. Apparently the event is byob
I now beleive the Trojan Ecstasy ad "feels like nothing's there". They forgot to add "...cause the condom broke."
My little brother got home at 4am too, we drunk ate together. It was a kodak moment.
I just found out my mom named me after her fake ID from college...
I never thought to pass out in a hotel lobby rather then paying for a hotel room until you taught me that's acceptable at the Hilton
College: when you have to set an alarm to start drinking
WHY AM I THE ONLY ONE CONCERNED ABOUT THE SEAGULL IN THE OVEN
I would of joined had I not blacked out last night and ran around naked breaking things till 4 am
haha all our friends are at the carnival and I'm on stage dry humping a 40 year old
You kept chewing on the empty milk carton and saying "kitty" over and over again. It was an interesting night.
Turns out I made out with a woman dressed as a unicorn here 10 years ago
I WANT GRASS AND TREES NOT SOMEONE SWINGING A SWORD AROUND
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