Just did a line with a monopoly bill. Tell me I'm not fancy.
the line for where the wild things are looks like radiohead had sex with an urban outfitters
Ya after that i took a dump on a car... We're definitely partying with him again
I think the imperative here is that I literally knocked down a sorority house with the force of my dick.
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It happened again. Now theres even more baby powder and its all over the place, I'm not cleaning that house.
She said to bring taco sauce. Hoping that's a euphemism.
Remind me never to take that much Vicodin ever again. I laid in bed measuring my heart rate for an hour and a half because I was afraid it would stop.
Your dad just texted me? He said I needed to holler at him when I get up tomorrow. I honestly thought you had somehow gone to jail.
He visits one Denver strip club and now hes moving there
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You know it's been a successful day when the only reason you put on a bra was to take off your shirt
Don't worry dude, I've created a sex logic bomb to stop that sort of thing.
Well my parents know I get medical Cannabis they saw me on the news at the dispensary
I figure I since I made out with him that I at least had to save his number in my phone.
i gave head in a cab last night. get on my level.
I asked him if we could have sex sometime and he sent me a three page long text about his feelings for me. that's the only possible situation I've ever run into where a "k" response would have been more appropriate.
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