In the future we'll all be gay
Bts the comment you were making during that picture was "look we have penises"
We had a long talk in which he told me he respects me more than any other girl. 30 minutes later, I got a facial.
talk of her extensive whoreness has crossed oceans. thats impressive.
... I went down on him at the movies. I feel like Alanis Morisette.
I'm mentally preparing my vagina for this semester. It's fucking welcome week. I'm going to be talking to her all night.
Who the fuck was that guy he kept pulling his dick out walking up to people trying to hand it to people and saying go ahead open the door like it was a door knob
every Thursday i draw one of my friends names out of a hat to choose who i will drunkenly text all weekend
The perfect world is just rainbows and rocknroll and good sex. With the occasional stripper ridIng a horse. I spelled occasionally right?
I AM COVERED IN FAKE BLOOD AND REAL CUM. I AM AWESOME
I don't know what to say to that. All I know is my vagina is trying to jump through the phone.
Why do you hate her?
She's dating the best penis that has ever entered my vagina.....
Dude of course I want to. Your penis is beautiful.
He just said "I know you want my cock" and I said nah. I want food bro
Best single mom victory - getting eaten out in my dodge caravan in the hospital parkade at midnight.Three words: screaming multiple orgasms.
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