...., I just tried brushing my hair wothh a toothbrushg. fail
ps not my toothbrush awkward.
He wanted me to blow him while he was playing guitar hero. there will not be a second date
my step dad just called me a drunken slut..someone in my family finally understands me
Dude give me 4 good reasons we shouldn't trade girlfriends tonight
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I kind of learned that hotels are unnecessary. Boys will just take you home, but that's tough with a group. I believe in us, though.
I've fucked 6 of my brothers' friends. I'm completely fine with him fucking the girl we ate lunch with.
You told me my blanket felt like ground beef.
In my next life I better get to be a bird. Fuck flying. I'm gonna shit on your car. Every. Day.
Idk she didn't seem that weird to me but I had just eaten an entire tray of jello infused with liquor so I could be wrong...
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So how do I get back in good graces for trying to trade you for superbowl tickets?
That's true because who the fuck doesn't love Harry Potter and beer
I'm in love. Her name is Jamie. She's beautiful. She punched me in the face.
I walked in on a circlejerk after punching that guy out. Instant karma.
i had to call the bar to ask if they found my bowling ball. That good of a night
Why is the toilet broken? Why did I wake up naked in the shower, hugging a bath mat? WHY IS THE TOILET BROKEN?
Is it just clogged or something?
No! There are actual chunks of toilet on the floor.
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