Best porno line to date...."drinks are on me..." while she female ejaculates into a wine chalice
I was in a gas station that sold tazers and I just saw a billboard that said "Strippers, need we say more?" God I love Georgia!
It was like good, clean fun, but with bodyshots.
every single time I see a picture of the two of them on facebook, I want to just call her and scream "your boyfriend said I give the best head on the east coast". But I've been told that would be inappropriate.
Crying in the liquor store is not a good look
There has to be a way to make college graduation in Las Vegas different than any other Tuesday in Las Vegas. Strippers? Been there. Getting arrested for public indecency on the strip? Done that.
He leaned off the deck, puked a waterfall of beer, looked back at everyone and said "it was just a burp".
First roommate to find me and dance with me will live. Battle Royale.
My breasts were aching with rage.
I would go a lot of places to get laid. But I would NOT go to Staten Island.
Then James put his arms through the window and grabbed him, like he was Robocop. A nerdy, portly Robocop.
Who is this?
he was spending his time trying to use emojis to court a 19 year old, I can’t really take that seriously no matter how hot a dude is
I discovered moonshine and fell in love.
He spent ten minutes post bj, limp cock still out, in shock repeating 'best blow job ever'. So yes, yelling I am the penis queen out the car window was justified.
hopefully I won't be diving through a thorn bush to escape an explosion this time
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