I was up until 12:30 making that damned grammar test for my freshmen then I caught myself running through the verb tenses when I was giving him head.
"I have sucked, I will suck, I will have suck, I am sucking..." I've never felt more like a nerdier slut than last night.
my Prof for my bio lab has his lab coat collar popped. it's 8 am and im too hungover for this guy
just a heads up, there may or may not be a mailbox full of the leftover beer on the table in your basement.
just got the results back. i love his dick even more now i know its clean
Some old truck driver just made me smell his beard I hope tonight turns out better
You are the voice of reason. And I'm bringing wine. Like seriously this is his last chance. Don't touch me once, shame on you.. Don't touch me twice, shame on me
He brought me breakfast in bed after our one night stand. Beer and Cheerios I may come back to this place
He walked into the bar, took a deep sniff and said "this place is fertile and ready for my seed" then calmly walked to the service area
Do you remember making out with the dude in the back of my cab last night?? You said his mustache tickled your tongue.
I found my limit. I will not, in fact, blow my 78 year old professor for an A in his class.
Just try not to have a boner when you're giving your best man speech, it will really kill the vibe
I couldn't figure out what was more important, finishing the shot or putting out the fire on my leg.
i just got carded for condoms. wtf.....this is new. isnt safe sex a good thing?
It's obvious you're hotter. You've been doing a married guy for almost 2 years.
The only thing good about being back at work is the lunch time hand jobs from the MILF
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