she was hot for a redneck and i dont look at teeth
That girl would be way hotter if she changed her face.
She threw up everywhere and is crying about a fictional character who died on Grey's Anatomy
i just watched a special on porn, the business isn't doing so good. You may want to wait before you start your career
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She hadn't heard about the oil spill. She gave dumb blondes a whole new standard to aim for. I did her anyway...but that isn't the point.
i threw up on the table at the pizza place and peed in her room mates closet. i wouldnt invite me back either
They high fived mid Eiffel Tower, then we all proceeded to talk about how our friendship is much stronger now. I'd say a successful first threesome.
All I know is I was dancing to Shakira in his alley and I think rubbing my junk on his car door.
I got to the party and found your shoes in a bag of Funyuns. You weren't even there.
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It's the 30 sec rule.... the worst that could happen is I could die
This text constitutes a formal request for sexual congress under the terms of our Relationship Agreement.
Went to bed in my room fully clothed, woke up naked in the kitchen with the dog looking unamused.
Your dick is the only reason I have motivation to come back to school today
I'm good. But Nutella doesn't taste as good as it used to.
Woke up with a throbbing vagina and a lesbian in my bed. Then for the hell of it we had morning sex. Definitley bisexual now
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