youre talking to a girl on facebook chat right now and im sitting behind her in class lol. creepy?
I just googled "buy xanax online". What is wrong with my life?
Thanksgiving. A stoners favorite holiday
I'm scared. I feel like she's my mom and she just walked in on me having sex. Like she's "disappointed"
this is a reminder to untag myself in the picture of me flashing the photographer in the morning.
Just had a heart to heart with my John Belushi poster.
Ps I'm glad our relationship hasn't progressed into having to get married so we legally can't testify against each other
We hooked up for a while and on his way out he high fived me and said "stay weird"
yyyea i think im gonna go get a bowl and play skyrim. And by bowl i mean something i can throw up in, not weed
If I show up to the mall alone looking like I do to purchase a vibrator and some Japanese food, I would judge me too.
My brother and I have had one conversation in the past like 3 weeks and it was about what it would be like as a sentient butt plug
I don't even have his number. I have his pants tho
Do exhausted, barely concealed hand jobs count as joining the mile high club?
I was about to break it off with him because I realised he only wanted me for sex, until I realised that I only wanted HIM for sex. Win/win
So you realized he wasn't actually cheating on you and now you're trying to unfuck things. Or in this case unfuck Tom.
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