Well you will be happy to know that aaron carter hit on me
Did you dl zombie porn on my computer?
I literally just wielded a katana to save a child's life. What did you do today?
I was fine until "Under Pressure" came on the radio. It's like God wanted me to shit my pants on the drive home.
Restaurants Roasting People Who Gave Them Negative Yelp Reviews (25 Pics)
I'm going to do lines of vitamin c I cannot be sick for halloween
I cant believe im wasting my plan b experience on this guy. I should have saved it for someone special.
dude when im high using logic is an accomplishment that should be rewarded. make sure u get cinnamon twists
My radar detector detects ice cream trucks. I think it was made for stoners
Did you miss the part about my hangover needing a day to rest?
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
omg his dad is hot
... I'm currently away at the moment. Leave a msg since I cannot express how much I can't help you stop ruining peoples lives.
When i like your selfie it means one of two things. 1. thats a nice photo, friend. OR 2. I wanna bend you over a table. But youll never know.
seriously, who doesn't want to get shitfaced and have sex to the backstreet boys?
HE TALKS ABOUT HIS DICK IN THIRD PERSON ABORT MISSION ABORT FUCKING MISSION
Our house rule in beer pong, is that if you get the ball in the bitch cup.... you have to snapchat your balls to everyone on your friends list.
I don't think I used nearly enough fucks in my reply to convey the level of fuck him.
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