Do you think the new Crest Whitestrips Advance Seal would stay on while I give him head? It would be great to knock out 2 things at once...
Instead of peeing my cute lil blue panties I peed in the train parking lot in front of an asian.
So the waitress at the Chinese Buffet totally just said "Adios" to a Hispanic couple. There's something you don't see every day.
Do you ever just look at me and get embarrassed?
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holy fuck that shirt looks so good on him, it was like he was born with it on. that shirt deserves a blow
Just did a "spirit of homecoming" bump off a stranger's credit card. A stranger that dropped us off at home. Erica's bad. How do allllll of the Eastern Europeans know how to find drugs so easily?!?
you stuck pieces of bread to your face with peanut butter and asked if it looked like you had a facial yeast infection.
ohhhh that's why they asked me to leave...
So our annual Dick Trip has been tentatively scheduled for the week of July 1 - 5. This years theme is "Fucking for Freedom".
Bro, you're like, my right testicle. Can't go anywhere without you.
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Today has been like a snow day for your boobs. No rules, just doing whatever they want.
I can't believe I ever hated her sister or friends. They got her some sexy sexy ass lingerie for the honeymoon. I think I love them bitches
I feel bad for her. If you sacrifice and have a chubby husband I feel that you assume he's not going to cheat on you....
I'm going to smell of sex and shame.
How is that different than any other Monday night?
I am high. And my mom surpised me today. Now i am high and with my mom....bad idea
My bald co-worker just chugged a literal gallon of coffee. My condolences to his kidneys.
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