She made the grapes disappear! ALL OF THEM!!!
it sucked. he totally couldn't get it up. blamed it on never having cheated b4. Couldn't stop laughing. fuck.
We're playing Big Buck Hunter to determine who buys the next pitchers. And they said video games wouldn't help me later in life
Any little, cute, petite blondes with you?
Nah, I got some slutty brunettes though.
So... i mean if they do have cameras in his apartment buildings pool room atleast we gave them a little show.
If I go there, please come with. It will accelerate the lesbian rumor but be totally worth it.
can you blow me for old times sake
only for old times sake
before the moonshine you were already braiding the bouncers beard -_-
i just found a red feather stuck to my penis and i really wanted to send you a picture but too much
So far I've taken two naps, went out and bought a pizza called the Hipster, and in 15 min I'm gonna make a snow angel. Conquering Snowlandia. How bout you?
I'll admit it. It was a bad idea to sneak a fart out while she was taking a nap. Can you bring me a pair of underwear from my dresser. Preferably the one with the walruses in party hats one.
He fucked me over, so I'm going to do what any rational woman does. I'm going to get really high and have sex with his brother.
Then again I went over his house after not hanging out since kindergarten and tried to fuck him so maybe I'm partially to blame here
COCAINE AND SUSPENSFUL BBC SHOWS DO NOT WORK.
His PENIS is so fucking big that I always use caps, out of respect.
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