Btw I've read that book you bought me...And I'm such a bitch now
But I don't think guys love me
dude, mark had the least successful cab ride in history last night. took a cab to the bars, stopped at every atm in the city, none worked, then had to come back to the party to beg for 20 to pay the taxi that officially took him nowhere.
i recognized the place by the puke stain i left on the pool table when i hooked up with his roommate.
just tried googling 24 hr taco bell and when i typed "24 hour" it autocompleted with fitness. buzzzz killllll
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The last text I sent him was about nachos. Frankly, if he can't respond positively to that he can fuck off...
This day sucks. I just wanna play ostrich and bury my head in your boobs.
We can do this. We've been drunk at a gay bar, we will not be taken down by a Tuesday.
I can only only sleep there on nights I orgasm cause he snores so loud and if he leaves me hanging one more time ill probably cut off his dick from lack of sleep and frustration
If it meant we had chicks like that every weekend I would gay marry the shit out of you dude
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Nothing can teach you regret more efficiently than a wine hangover.
Apparently, Lolla sends you an email every time you use your wristband to buy a beer.
21 new emails...yikes
I was planning out a scrapbook to memorialize my affair.......and that's when it hit me, I don't make good choices. On the upside, the scrap book came out great and I am glad I saved all the gate passes from the airport.
Girl I'm contemplating picking up some adult diapers. That's how bad this is and it's only day 2.
Sitting across the table from one of my high school teachers who hasn't seen me since I was about 16 drinking a beer wearing a leotard
I'm going to blackout. I realize this
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