I went to blockbuster, where I always go when I need to soul searching
Despondent, hopeless, I decide on vantage point, because I vaguely resemble matthew fox (let me believe this, please)
It was cheaper to buy then rent, so now I'm stuck w/ a wretched hangover and I own this shit movie
It's not real sex if he's just convulsing inside of you.
That adds atleast one bjs worth of awkward sexual tension between us.
I just egged your windshield and it froze on contact. Have fun with that.
And next time, don't pick a fight with me when you're naked. That's just not fair
Eating in charleston sc at a seafood place called "hymans". Like normal I had no problem finding it.
i think our first tip to leave should have been when we saw the drinks were coming out of a gas can
I mean we havent seen each other since december and then bam its cinco de mayo and were having sex under a life guard tower taking tequila shots between each position. no big deal
i just missed the spain goal because i was puking in the bathroom. damn you open bar.
We didn't need to cut her off. I'm pretty sure the lit candle she almost drank would have done it for us
I know he is still a student. I am not asking if his being an underwear model makes it more ethical, just less prosocutable.
sending him nudies in gran's hospital bathroom. you?
I just want to slap everyone in the face that's happy being sober. Loser.
Idk I wanna make it till midnight but I also want tequila
"I mean like shit happens" should never be an excuse for anything
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