i'm naked playing bejeweled blitz in your bed. this is both a forewarning and an apology
She took off her pants and it was like seeing an old friend.
I say that when we get our grades back we're making a drinking game out of it.
Its official, drinking for 15 hours counts as a suicide attempt
I'm just concerned it's gonna end up in my vagina again
Yeah, sam & jessica were trying to have sex and you walked in & started coaching them through it with a fake hulk hogan mustache on.
Typical Sunday afternoon purchase of condoms and a helium tank.
Don't lose. A little bit of my soul dies every time a beer pong game is lost.
you told that cab driver that when the 3 of us come togehter it means happiness and love
dreams really do come true on the roof and drinking again
She lost her glasses and we found them on the roof. Don't ask questions. Kings cup was intense last night.
Oh my god. I'm not ready to be an adult. I'm not ready.
You know in a few years she's gonna look like her mom. So if you're gonna hit that you better do it while she still looks like somebody else.
Last I saw, they went for a smoke and only one came back. He passed out outside. I'm glad he's only 120lbs. I left him on the rug still. My mom is gonna be pissed.
I'm pretty sure I made out with a guy in a man thong.
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