Just boiled hotdogs in bongwater. NOT a good idea.
Waldo just asked us for directions. Even he doesn't know where he is.
at least 'blackout me' had enough sense to take the puke covered duvet off the comforter.
he sent me a picture of his dick with a heart border around it
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HOW DID YOU END UP IN THE BATHROOM WITH A DANCER AFTER 12 MINUTES?
My meds have diminished my sex drive, this must be what regular women feel like
Ive only seen a dude masterbate on a train twice, once on the Jtrain and once on the Ftrain... trust me you never wanna see where the subway turns around.
i like feelif swiord YOU ARE A GOD
Her delivery came. She's ordered a pack of 144 condoms.
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I ended up in th ER yelling my height weight and age
Men are too sensitive. They need to learn to handle me.
it's like he didn't even know what a vagina was
you had her IN YOUR BED NO PANTS AND YOU GAVE HER THW BOOT?!?!?!
Stage five clinger bro. had to go.
Okay so as of now, we may either be coming for one night, two nights, or not at all this weekend. It depends on Laura's toe and if I get my period. Will explain later
I want to ride that like one of the Horsemen of the Apocalypse- with bourbon in hand and without mercy.
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