We are allowed to think Jacob from Twilight is hot in 468 days!
I don't know what is sadder, the fact that you figured that out or the fact that I can't wait until then!!
can you blame him?
i blame him for everything, HE GOT ME PREGNANT
can you please tell me why I'm bleeding so heavily from my ass and all my makeup is gone?
and honestly a story about how you met your future husband that DOESN'T include the words "creeped him on facebook" is really not a story worth sharing
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I don't think he realizes it but he was stroking the faucet while he was talking to me.
Ok say I was sexually attracted to a patient who also happens to be in high school...on how many levels is that illegal? And will I actually hear the laws break when I fuck him
Just saw the guy with the plastic bag on his head riding his bike again...
They showed a guy on tv in a Brady jersey and a sweatpants boner when the NE offense took the field. They didn't show his face. I hope that wasn't you.
You made a course evaluation for your vagina? Wow. You really are a professor now.
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Also cheers for the reminder to check last night's texts. It's been a magical adventure through drunk me's thought process.
I've woke up with the same hoodie on backwards, twice this week. I think that's a record
He got punched in the face last night? By who? I’ll invite him to our formal. Seriously.
Like I thought me shitting my pants was bad today... Then the election happened.
Getting food poisoning after eating at work was the cherry on top of my "Welcome back to real life" sundae.
I wish there were more things in this world as wonderful as string cheese
Surriously
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